chuck norris will KICK HIS ASS!!!!!! before and after jesus come back to life HAAAA!!!!!!!!
jesus would, he'd get god to smite chuck norris to hell.
Jesus of course would win. I mean it's like you against Darth Vader; you would get your ass kicked Ray.
niether your mom would come in and go chris brown on their ass
Chuck Norris is jesus in disguise, he can't beat himself, it'd create a black hole of fail.
jesus because he can make pizza
Their spawn, Jesus Norris Rex oh yeah!
Chuck Norris would win becasue Jesus is adopted....
your mom
Neither i would beat them up >:)
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chuck norris cause he banged your mom without using his dick.
I would win jesooos is mah betch
Niether Mr. Rogers wud kick both theyre asses
Guido toughguy fags for the win.
Jesus would chris brown that bitch then chuck norris would drink a miller lite best fight evarr!!!................pussy
acually, chuck norris could win. everyone knows that a zombies weakness is someone is "FIRIN MAH LAZER BLAAAAASRGHHHHH"
Impossible, Chuck Norris is Jesus... but with a hat